I’m a mushroom lover, I’ll start with that little factoid.
You know what’s gross though? How the ‘experts’ say you should only wipe off your mushrooms instead of washing them. This is because mushrooms hold water and it changes the flavor.
Well you know what I think about that? Mushrooms are grown in, pardon my french, shit. I don’t care what you feed your animals, poop is still poop, and I’m never going to stop washing my mushrooms.